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Los Santos may not be a fan of the theater, but surely a sports panel would be much more enjoyable for the citizens of Grand Theft Auto Online? So thought Rustic Mascara, who became a talk show turned talk show host, who joined his roommate Oosters on the rooftops to discuss England's recent football victory over Germany.
Leaving the violent audience of his performances in front of Hamlet Beach in the past, The Rustic Mascara Football Show debuted its first episode today – once again trying to turn the crime sandbox into a place of entertainment and education.
It all starts pretty badly, of course. His first "guest" stays a moment before launching himself into a flying car, forcing a commercial jump by firing missiles at the set. Later, during a conversation about English captain Harry Kane, Rustic is interrupted by a bullet that penetrated his skull.
"I'm sorry, they spat at me," says Rustic.
Her co-host simply comments “Oh, it’s a shame.
The rest of the show continues with a little less bloodshed, thankfully, even if the sirens and shots punctuate the backdrop of a discussion about football songs. The presenters never manage to get close to another player as a guest, even though their mischief spurs some interesting conversations.
"He's willing to stand in line, put his body in danger, to make a point about entertainment," Oosters says, watching a man sacrifice himself at the bonfire. "It's a metaphor for England."